"A tie is liking kissing your grandma." One by one the Norms fans sent their disappointing e-mails & phone calls to the front-office.
"Hey man, how do you tie? Isn't that something they do in Girls soccer? What the hell?," Commented Jerry "Norm" Keating, the founder of the program.
"I hear that people wern't running shit out? That's like purposely over throwing the cut-off!"
The teams media department has yet to issue a press release to detail an eyewitness account of May 3rd's Opening Day, but there was some consolation to the analysis of the 1-0-1 start for Norms fans World Wide,
"Hey, the team can still go undefeated? Right?"
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